Two Very Bad Jokes

Not everything on this blog will be about programming. I really enjoy my work, but only if I need a job. If I didn't need a job, instead of writing terrible, terrible code I would write terrible, terrible comedy. Here are two very bad jokes I wrote for a very bad standup set for people who only want to hear jokes about animals:

Cats

Cats hate the smell of citrus because it reminds them of the time that they got way too drunk on El Presidente margaritas and got banned from Chilis.

Dogs

Dogs can't have chocolate because they're dieting.

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